Finally! Intense Chicago Woman Updates 2-year-old Profile!!!

27 year-old female, located in western suburbs of Chicago, seeking 21 to 35 year-old male for short-term relationship or long-term relationship; or male or female for email pen-pal or activity partner.

Impromptu as always, I got two messages tonight from match.com guys and realized my profile still said I was 24. How embarrassing! I'll be 27 in May and while I have met some interesting guys here, I haven't yet met any that I'm still dating. (Think what you will...) I enjoy reading, writing, water aerobics & working out at my health club. Note that this does *not* mean I'm anywhere near being slender! I'm a reasonably happy & well-adjusted fat woman with dark brown, straight-ish hair and hazel eyes. I wear makeup & heels & nylons & skirts during the day and prefer jeans & pants & birkenstocks the rest of the time. I'd like to tell you what I'm looking for, but I haven't yet found him! Could he be you? I like spending time with my dog, seeing good movies, browsing bookstores & libraries, hanging out with my writer's group and work friends, and playing with magnetic poetry. I'd like to meet a guy who has struck a balance between thinking he's butt-ugly and god's gift to women; looks aren't what will matter when your teeth are in a glass on the nighttable and foreplay consists of batting me with your cane... Oh yeah, I have a weird sense of humor and I appreciate that in a guy. Also, being a gentleman and asking politely before you launch your tongue down my throat really impresses me. ;-) If I haven't pissed you off yet, please write!